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[Apr. 22nd, 2005|11:14 pm] |
You Know You're Indian When.... |
Your dad is some sort of engineer or doctor.
Your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage."
You know what's going to happen in every Hindi movie before it happens
You're father and grandfathers have hair on their ears
An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother? Well then, is it your sister?"
Your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both
Your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!"
You either really, really want to go to NYU or really, really want to stay away from it
"You want a stereo! When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!"
Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
Your family owns a tennis racquet.
You buy corn oil by the gallon.
Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.
Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.
You are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the Airport.
You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls.
There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.
You have a 'Singer Brother' sewing machine at home.
Your mother has a minor disagreement with her (or your dad's) sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.
You hide everything from your parents.
Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.
Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
Everyone is a family friend.
You know no one who has studied music.
You went to a university as far away from home as possible.
You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.
Your best friend got married at the age of 16.
You like the meat well done.
You eat onions with everything.
You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
You say you hate Indian films but secretly watch them with your parents.
You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.
You order Indian food in your own language to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you.
You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.
You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
You secure your baggage with a rope.
You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.
You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of...the royal family.
You're parents would freak out if your sister wore a crop top baring her midriff...but wearing a sari is perfectly acceptable
Your parents call all your friends "Beta" whether they are Indian or not
Your parent are panicking if you aren't married when you turn 25
Either you really like Indians of the opposite sex or you can't stand them
Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds
A horoscope must decide your wedding date
Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day
You are sick and tired of answering questions about "the dot"
Your friends could not explain your religion to someone if they tried
You could not explain your religion to someone if you tried
You have cousins you have never met, whose names you don't know, but who insist they're related to you, even though they bear NO resemblance to...anyone YOU know.
Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try and demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting.
You notice that whenever you go to another Indian's house, your parents always talk about work and business.
The second you pull out of someone's driveway, your parents start talking...about them.
Every few months your parents say when they're moving back to India
No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.
You're proud to be Indian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Indian friends! |
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| Diet!~ TRY THIS! |
[Mar. 3rd, 2005|11:01 pm] |
Hello everyone! I work with this really cool chick ( at my dads office) Annie and she gave me this awesome new diet which shes tried and did lose 3 kgs in 5 days! that is 6ish pounds or so I'm guessing :) so basically in 10 days you can lose bout 6 kgs :) Something we would alll love!
I cannot garuntee it will work for everyone, or myself since I haven't tried it yet but since healthy_sarah was intrested and I'm sure many of you out there would be too I'll post it as an entry
Please try and it let me know how its been =) I'm starting Saturday
5 days -3kg
Day One: you can eat upto 3 kgs of any fruits except Bananas. Raw fruits.
Day Two: you can have 3 kgs of RAW vegetables.
Day Three: 3 cups of yoghurts, the 400 grams ones. They can be low fat or normal, to your preference.
Day Four: 6 hard boiled eggs, you can either divide them up throughout your day or as you please.
Day Five: 500 grams of chicken OR Turkey, not fried, only boiled or grilled.
throughout these 5 days you may have as much water,coffee and tea as you please without sugar. May use honey instead of you cannot drink sugarless coffee/tea at all.
Fresh juices are allowed, but should not be sweetened.
If you're drinking, have brandy since it has the lowest Calorie intake.
Hope you guys enjoy it! Oh Annie said she didn't exersize and still lost 3 kgs in 5 days! :) and you do not feel hungry or sick at all since you eat big quantities throughout the day.
Have fun and give me feedback on this, I will post once I successfully finish my 5 days starting from sat :)
Take care everyone! :) |
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[Apr. 4th, 2004|08:36 pm] |
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Peeeeek a BOOO!!
I passed my driving test today:D
I'm a freeee birdddd! |
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[Mar. 16th, 2004|09:14 pm] |
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Hey! I want eeverryone to fill this in please:)
even if I know you okay!!
Picture of you]
Name: Farah
Age:18 in a month
B-day:12th April '86
Hobbies:Swimming,basketball,foozball,Counter strike,shopping
You in 3 words:I'm fun smart and cool! haha
Someone cool on LJ:brunelli, cookiemonster
What do you like most about yourself? I like my arms! I'm such a freako
what do you hate most bout yourself?I hate my big fat tummy!
Okay your turn!! :) |
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| passed parking test |
[Mar. 2nd, 2004|12:32 pm] |
HIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I PASSED MY PARKING TEST IN THE FIRST GO YOW!!@@!!
there were about 7/8 more girls, i was the only one who passed in the first go
YYIPEEEEE! |
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| Happy new years! |
[Jan. 1st, 2004|12:30 pm] |
Happy new years everyone!
another year passed by without much notice:(
Spent in Bangkok this time watching the firewworks:)
I love 'em:D
More Bangkok trips pics friends only:P |
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| DARUDE LIVE! |
[Oct. 15th, 2003|11:15 pm] |
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Holaa!
I met Darude and Dj Cowboy today!!!! and they signed my arms!! and i clicked a picture with em wahoooo!!:D:D:<3
im so coool
pic will be posted soon,friends only duh
:D:D |
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| :D:D:D:D:D:D(out of words!) |
[Aug. 22nd, 2003|04:18 am] |
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GOT MY RESULTS IN DA MORNING
I GOT 5 A'S AND TWO B'S
WHO RULES WHO RULES?
MEMEMEMEEMMEEM
life's a babe:) I'm so happy!
YAY~!
I love everyone:D
<3 |
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[Jul. 26th, 2003|09:13 pm] |
hi guys
I'm in Mauritius right now,i've been here since the past 8 days hence the lack of updates,i'll be going back tomrw by 11 and reaching dubai by 6 on monday mornin
the net is VERY expensive here damnit:( n my laptop wont work
anyways just wanted to fill you guys in,nott like you all care
but yes the weather is amazing here
be jealous
tata kids |
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| long long day! PICTURESSS!:D |
[Jun. 11th, 2003|11:33 pm] |
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Thats me after grad...school took the pic...it looks better off the pc but yeah its scanned:)
thats our whole class...the top 5 startin from the left plus nisha(JR) n tee make the family<3:)
thats me n tee at her crib!:D
me n jr!
saima n me waitin for subway to open in bustan @ 9 in the mornin!
me @ burger king
bimba posin!:D(nitin) hehe
me gettin my certificate...
today was fun...I know I posted before but yeah here are the pics lol i'm obssesed with postin them on here now hahaha you guys must hate me now but oh well!
tomrw is onzys sleepover...I highly doubt I'll end up at the raindance but hey you never know with us:D
Aight I'm pooped...so im out just wanted to post these.. |
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| tees bday @ the beach |
[Jun. 10th, 2003|12:11 am] |
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tee on the skateboard ramp
all the girlies at the beach..saima bimbo me tee n junior bimbo
bimbo jr n tee @ nishas mini bar
bimbo me n tee at the bar
ER thats me yeah n tee got cut woops!
me sittin on the skateboard ramp :D
MEEEHEHEEE!
tee dyin from the sun..on the rocks
tee n me sittin on the rocks!
walkin to the rocks...saima got cutt hehe!
i like this pic of tee...:D
okay folks thats it for now..it was fun today!HAPPY BDAY TRESSSSSSA:D hehe i love you :D:D
we were at the beach from 4:30-8...was fun! shes finnally 17 hah! aight I'm out..
P.s thanks to the guy who taught me how to post the pics heh:D |
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[Jun. 6th, 2003|12:55 am] |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2003|12:30 am] |
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